ape nk buat kalu computer ade virus? (tribute to zura ishak)

ok...disini aku tlg provide a few guidelines utk mengisi masa lapang if in case PC korg tetibe appearkan 1 kaler je...mengikut firasat Zura Ishak, td PC die kuar kaler biru je... (eleh,sndri tgk citer kaler biru,lg nk salahkan virus...huhuhu ampun jurah...gurau jer... =P)

1. cube tgk jari jemari korg yg asyik mengetuk PC je...mesti da agak burok kn?ha...skrgla mase yg sgt cantik nk wat manicure kt dlm ofis....direccommend gak utk bukak booth trs....cantikkn kuku officemate gak....tp...khas utk mereka yg PC nyer dicemari virus la...

2.browse throu phone book dlm handphone korg....cube tgk nombor2 hp kwn2 yg da lame korg x contact....kwn2 yg rapat gile tp skrg da jarang2 catch up...ha...time ni la strategik nk kacau & call dieorg2 ni....kalu agak2 time tu dieorg tgh meeting, cube cari lg number org laen...jgn buang mase nk tgu die abes mtg...time is money!

3. pegi toilet...opss!!! bkn ape....jgn lupe bwk bag make up....ni la time yg strategic utk touch up apape yg patut....kot la make up ade yg da cair cam dok kt gurun td, bole la start men cun kn diri bile ade time2 bergune camni....

4.tido...tp before dooze off tu,make sure letak nota besar2 kt dpn skrin PC atau belakang "PC NI ADE VIRUS...AKU TGH TUNGGU ORG I.T DTG BTOLKN...JGN USIK!TQ"

5.pg meja org laen...cube mengemis kerja cket...yer...if ade pingat employee of d year,mmg xde calon laen yg lebih layak berbanding korg coz confirm2 la member2 sndri yg AFUNDI... xpercaye?cube la try test... huhuhuhu

6.btolkn sndri.....ok...yg ni if btol korg bole buat,mmg aku tabik spirng....penah gak try nk btolkn dlu time PC lame ade virus...end up,kene letrik shot!ouch! seb baik cket jer!

7.pg pantry buat kopi or makan...nyum nyum!

8. kemas meja....mesti semak gile meja kalu da hari2 dtg keja kn? time ni la elok utk clean up mess....kalu meja da kemas but still IT xdtg gak,jgnla rs bersalah utk smbg kemas meja org laen pulak....kalu org laen tnye nape rajin sgt,bgtau je keja part time cleaner gak....nnt korg kaye dpt gaji part time sape gak yg ternganga?kwn2 korg yg td gak kn? huhuhuhu

8.mase ni adela yg terbaik utk menunjukkn kredibiliti kiter sbgy pekerja contoh dgn menempel dan merimaskan bos sndri...hik hik hik

dengan semua petua2 tersebut, HAPPY TRYING...wuhuhuhuhu